3rd commandment : catch the opportunity to make friends with the dictator of your choice

The internet is far more vicious than we think because it tends to divert us from the 3rd world war which is about to happen. And we, Occidental people, don't have a single chance to stand up against China, Russia, North Korea and Iran who will sooner or later attack us. So if you don't want to be a polical refugee or another war victim who found himself in the wrong place at the wrong moment, you have to break up with your own roots and ask for another citizenship. And what could be a simpler way to do so than ask Kim Il Sung to become you friend on facebook? You could also find Poutine's personal email adress and tell him about your admiration of the Russian Spirit.

So you see, the Internet sometimes can be tamed.