Is the Internet the cheapest lethal weapon on earth?

Many grandmothers do think that the internet will lead us straight to apocalypse because it deprives mankind of his thinking that God is the only one to know everything about you. Grandmothers are generally senile and we should not listen to them. The internet knows us better than we do. Controling the internet gives you access to a devilish kind of power. But if you know the difference between good and evil, you will go on the internet, provoke God's wrath - yeah I know, he's always a bit touchy when it comes to his omniscience - and go to the purgatory because you would have deserved it. So the best option would be not to touch a computer but in that case, this would mean loneliness and weight-gaining. Nowadays, you have to get a e-life to get a real life or at least to keep it in shape. 

However, the path to e-life is paved with great dangers. As a matter of fact he internet can plainly kill you. Let me rephrase the sentence : the devil  possessing evil humans who uses the internet to harm people can kill you. To prove you I'm right I'll give you 1 example of atrocious crimes that are committed every day.

The Internet can break your heart and leads you to commit suicide.

Many desperate people who went through a divorce only wish to get married again. But when you reach a certain age, love is not as simple as picking flowers at a florist's. And what's more, lonely people of your own age do lack of a certain freshness... so I completely understand all the Cougars and the Hugh Heffners of the world when they try hard to find the "young" love of their life!

But the problem is that World Youth is spoiled and rotten. Youngsters only think about money and fame so they try to live off our poor Cougars and Heffners. The result is that they meet their preys on the internet and pretend they're in love. The usual argument consists in mentioning your will to have sex with your future victim partner 's personality. That is how the trap is settled! Then those young golddiggers feed their prey with fake affection and phoney poems and they finally meet in real life, write a prenup and get married the next day! But you all know the end of the story, which is a sad one. The golddiggers always get caught sleeping with the gardener, messing around with the Russian mafia, or endeavouring to slaughter their loved one. And finally, the forsaken bride OR groom acts desperately and kills himself OR herself.

According to the authorities, the obvious solution is avoiding to go on websites like this, this or this ! The authorities laughs at those poor people and only tell them they had it coming! ihate the authorities! I hate them! they're cold-hearted because their wife cheats on them and because they have sweaty hands!

I think we should try to help the victims for Love is the only good thing that is left in the universe! Those who destroy Love should be punished whether they commit their despicable crime on the internet or in the real world! For instance e-golddiggers should sign a prenup contract that compels them to remain married with their partner-to-be forever. Or we should be able to put their love to the test through the means of a lie detector. As for the evil "dating" websites, they should be replaced by governmental agencies on which you can rely on so that people you meet are respectable and well-intentioned.

Le shame

4th commandment : there is no 4th commandment

I wasn't deceived. Writing a fourth commandment on the internet triggers the automatic destruction of your computer.

3rd commandment : catch the opportunity to make friends with the dictator of your choice

The internet is far more vicious than we think because it tends to divert us from the 3rd world war which is about to happen. And we, Occidental people, don't have a single chance to stand up against China, Russia, North Korea and Iran who will sooner or later attack us. So if you don't want to be a polical refugee or another war victim who found himself in the wrong place at the wrong moment, you have to break up with your own roots and ask for another citizenship. And what could be a simpler way to do so than ask Kim Il Sung to become you friend on facebook? You could also find Poutine's personal email adress and tell him about your admiration of the Russian Spirit.

So you see, the Internet sometimes can be tamed.

2nd commandment : transparency is (also) the enemy

Get some privacy gloves because the matrix has put cameras in your bedroom the day you were born.Or if you can't afford them, knit them up before you get caught typing your password on you-porn! But don't use nylon thread, it is a foolish mistake.

1rst commandment : “Thus, what is of supreme importance in war is to attack the enemy's strategy” (Sun Tzu)

Internet is the enemy. The matrix wants you to believe I belong to the e-world but that's an optical illusion the system created so that we can be trapped without noticing the looming danger. So, I chose to fight the fiend using his own weapons. It is a matter of great importance that we try to find new tricks to prevent the internet to ruin our material and social life. Being online is now not only part of a range of everyday life actions but also a state of mind.

For instance, the facebook habbit is about to swallow what is left of our integrity as a human being. Don't you realize people ? Your privacy can not only be entered by complete strangers but also by the domestic monster we call "mother".

The sole thing that reassures me about the future is that skilled defenders of the real world are acting. The video I posted shows that we can now prevent diplomatic desasters thanks to the "Damn it my mom is facebook filter". This new technological item reveals the fact that we can still be hoping.

Follow the Underground politcal opposers to the e-world! It's for your own good.