Human machines are the next big thing

The new e-revolution of e-communications is about to come in our e-world. The actual next e-big thing is to be found in the field of video games.... But before I begin to tell you about my huuuuge discovery, I would like to say a few words for those who do not respond to the name of "geek" : DON'T BE AFRAID.

In several years, people will realize that their entire life changed thanks to one little silly games console (which looked like that) :

If you suffer from geekphobia, if you don't believe in the existance of the internet and if you're as ignorant as your granny in terms of hardware, this sentence has been elaborated JUST for you:

According to the Microsoft god, Kinect is nothing but "a controller-free gaming and entertainment experience". In other words, basically, to put it in a nutshell, the Kinect technology will enable users to control and interact with your Xbox 360/games console/PC/Macbook Pro/Toaster/ WITHOUT THE NEED TO TOUCH A GAME CONTROLLER THROUGH A NATURAL USER INTERFACE USING GESTURES, SPOKEN COMMANDS OR PRESENTED OBJECTS AND IMAGES.

I perfectly know that some evil geeky spirits will tell me that I'm so two thousand and late... but I do accept criticism only when it is narrow minded (it generally makes you feel smarter). What those e-geniuses seem to have forgotten is that in order to survive, a technology needs to spread and invade every aspects of private lifes!!!

What is brilliant about the Kinect system comes from the fact that it tends to make technology as simple as Abc. The next communicational revolution is linked to what a consumption society like ours looks for, that is to say, creating new strong habbits. In that case, Kinect is about to revolutionize our approach to deal with machines. Before Kinect you had to make do with the technical obstacles. I mean that you had to learn how to use a technology in order to master it entirely. Now with Kinect, technology is equal to human naturality. The machine is human so you can "naturally" control the machine.

Kinect has more than just a future in the field of video games. The Kinect technology could be transposed to the world of business or even of arts! For instance, just imagine what kind of impression you could make on clients in a business meeting if you could replace your sad power point presentation with a kinect "one man show"!

In the same way, you could also imagine how bad Kinect could rock the world and the work of an architect! (Even though I must admit that architecture is facing a conceptual crisis. If you don't know what I mean just have a look at that:

H.I.R.E me

NO BEE, NO HONEY. NO WORK, NO MONEY.
Am I being cynical? Yeaaah...definitely. But you have to understand that there IS a work market. So I have to follow the rules no matter how much it costs and how ridiculous I can get. That is why I created an online resume.

However, you need to understand that a resume is supposed to depict WHO you are but in that case it just indicates WHAT I seem like.

Btw : You have to remember, just like Miss B.Spears said, that "I'm not a girl...not yet a woman".

Work is not a curse, but drudgery is.

Even though I'm not much of a dreamer, I can't deny the fact that sooner or later I will have to get a job, earn money and pay taxes. To my mind, the only thing that remains dramatically important in one's professional life is being able to wake up in the morning without feeling depressed about the day to come. So, in that case, the key word is nothing but "stimulation". Your job HAS to be stimulating otherwise you are doomed to be unhappy for the rest of your life.


If I don't want to waste my precious life, I need to do something I might be able to do not necessarily at work. And what I do all the time is having ideas. Whenever I watch a serie, read a book, or talk to interesting and boring people, I get those strange ideas that often make laugh my relatives.


While writing on this blog, not only had I to find concepts and creative ideas but I also had to find them quick. So the main quality I developped creating this blog consisted in racking my brains during a limited amount of time. Whatsmore, from time to time I had to think about topics which were not my cup of tea, or let us say, of which I clearly had no idea. My point in life is not about being pertinent. I don't care about talking shit all the time as long as it strikes people. I am not rigorous and serious about anything. I just love letting my mind wander. So the sole competence I would be able to sell to an employer would lies in my capacity to blow people's mind through images and concepts that really are twisted.



So, I could only find my dream job in the creative departments of a media company. For instance, I would love to elaborate ad campaigns like that :

or like that :

But if you really want me to tell you what I would also be good at, needless to say I wouldn't mind writing scenarios, find new concepts of tv programs and new ways to promote them on the internet. I even might be able to create teaser using enhanced reality!!!!!!


So if you don't mind, I will now write a personal message :
I LOVE HBO ! I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO WORK FOR YOU GUYS! I DON'T EVEN EXPECT TO GET PAID! I MAKE LOUSY JOKES BUT I AM OF YOUR KIN!

Is the Internet the cheapest lethal weapon on earth?

Many grandmothers do think that the internet will lead us straight to apocalypse because it deprives mankind of his thinking that God is the only one to know everything about you. Grandmothers are generally senile and we should not listen to them. The internet knows us better than we do. Controling the internet gives you access to a devilish kind of power. But if you know the difference between good and evil, you will go on the internet, provoke God's wrath - yeah I know, he's always a bit touchy when it comes to his omniscience - and go to the purgatory because you would have deserved it. So the best option would be not to touch a computer but in that case, this would mean loneliness and weight-gaining. Nowadays, you have to get a e-life to get a real life or at least to keep it in shape. 

However, the path to e-life is paved with great dangers. As a matter of fact he internet can plainly kill you. Let me rephrase the sentence : the devil  possessing evil humans who uses the internet to harm people can kill you. To prove you I'm right I'll give you 1 example of atrocious crimes that are committed every day.

The Internet can break your heart and leads you to commit suicide.

Many desperate people who went through a divorce only wish to get married again. But when you reach a certain age, love is not as simple as picking flowers at a florist's. And what's more, lonely people of your own age do lack of a certain freshness... so I completely understand all the Cougars and the Hugh Heffners of the world when they try hard to find the "young" love of their life!

But the problem is that World Youth is spoiled and rotten. Youngsters only think about money and fame so they try to live off our poor Cougars and Heffners. The result is that they meet their preys on the internet and pretend they're in love. The usual argument consists in mentioning your will to have sex with your future victim partner 's personality. That is how the trap is settled! Then those young golddiggers feed their prey with fake affection and phoney poems and they finally meet in real life, write a prenup and get married the next day! But you all know the end of the story, which is a sad one. The golddiggers always get caught sleeping with the gardener, messing around with the Russian mafia, or endeavouring to slaughter their loved one. And finally, the forsaken bride OR groom acts desperately and kills himself OR herself.

According to the authorities, the obvious solution is avoiding to go on websites like this, this or this ! The authorities laughs at those poor people and only tell them they had it coming! ihate the authorities! I hate them! they're cold-hearted because their wife cheats on them and because they have sweaty hands!

I think we should try to help the victims for Love is the only good thing that is left in the universe! Those who destroy Love should be punished whether they commit their despicable crime on the internet or in the real world! For instance e-golddiggers should sign a prenup contract that compels them to remain married with their partner-to-be forever. Or we should be able to put their love to the test through the means of a lie detector. As for the evil "dating" websites, they should be replaced by governmental agencies on which you can rely on so that people you meet are respectable and well-intentioned.

Le shame

4th commandment : there is no 4th commandment

I wasn't deceived. Writing a fourth commandment on the internet triggers the automatic destruction of your computer.

3rd commandment : catch the opportunity to make friends with the dictator of your choice

The internet is far more vicious than we think because it tends to divert us from the 3rd world war which is about to happen. And we, Occidental people, don't have a single chance to stand up against China, Russia, North Korea and Iran who will sooner or later attack us. So if you don't want to be a polical refugee or another war victim who found himself in the wrong place at the wrong moment, you have to break up with your own roots and ask for another citizenship. And what could be a simpler way to do so than ask Kim Il Sung to become you friend on facebook? You could also find Poutine's personal email adress and tell him about your admiration of the Russian Spirit.

So you see, the Internet sometimes can be tamed.

2nd commandment : transparency is (also) the enemy

Get some privacy gloves because the matrix has put cameras in your bedroom the day you were born.Or if you can't afford them, knit them up before you get caught typing your password on you-porn! But don't use nylon thread, it is a foolish mistake.

1rst commandment : “Thus, what is of supreme importance in war is to attack the enemy's strategy” (Sun Tzu)

Internet is the enemy. The matrix wants you to believe I belong to the e-world but that's an optical illusion the system created so that we can be trapped without noticing the looming danger. So, I chose to fight the fiend using his own weapons. It is a matter of great importance that we try to find new tricks to prevent the internet to ruin our material and social life. Being online is now not only part of a range of everyday life actions but also a state of mind.

For instance, the facebook habbit is about to swallow what is left of our integrity as a human being. Don't you realize people ? Your privacy can not only be entered by complete strangers but also by the domestic monster we call "mother".

The sole thing that reassures me about the future is that skilled defenders of the real world are acting. The video I posted shows that we can now prevent diplomatic desasters thanks to the "Damn it my mom is facebook filter". This new technological item reveals the fact that we can still be hoping.

Follow the Underground politcal opposers to the e-world! It's for your own good.